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Class, this weekend I'm organizing a
trip down to the Gulf of Mexico. As you

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all well aware, this oil spill is a
crisis of unprecedented proportion.

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It's done great damage to the wetlands.

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Giant tar balls are washing up all along
the coast.

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And then there's the birds.

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It's too late for a lot of the older
birds, but we can still rescue the

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Uh, chicks?

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I'm listening. Yes, Butthead, so many of
these poor chicks are dirty. They're

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just filthy.

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Whoa. Filthy chicks.

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Filthy chicks. Yes, and we need people
to go down there and wash them. Are

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any volunteers?

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Uh, yeah.

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Count me in.

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Yeah, this weekend's good for me.

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Oh, great.

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Thank you, Beavis and Butthead.

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Filthy.

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Hey,

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is my hair messed up? You look
wonderful.

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The music's always horrible in these
shows.

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Yeah.

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Best friend, best friend, best friend.

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I don't know what.

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I got a beautiful girlfriend. Oh, my
God. I hope she don't break up with me

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tonight. My dad's going to want my ass.
His dad knows that he's a dumbass.

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I think they're being a little too hard
on themselves. I mean, they're not that

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dumb. Yeah, really. I mean, they figured
out how to get booze.

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And that one dude said he has a
girlfriend.

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Plus, like, once you go to jail.

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You can get all the chicks you want.
Yeah, chicks are like, ooh, he's been to

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jail. Check him out.

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You're human, I'm human. I've learned,
he's learned. Okay, yeah, yeah.

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He's learned. Come on, we haven't
learned.

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Come on, teach us. Where did you get the
booze?

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And how did you get the girlfriend?

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These guys are just so cool.

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Yeah, it's like we're sitting here on
the couch, and they're out there making

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happen.

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Yeah, it's like they're doing things and
getting girlfriends and booze.

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Yeah, see, we need to get up off our
butts and go figure things out and do

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like Roger and John here.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Finally, MTV's putting on some, like,
inspirational shows.

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Officer Wickham's going to give them
both a cavity search.

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Thanks for coming, guys.

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It's always great to have new volunteers
looking to help out. Yeah.

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We're just here for the chicks.

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And the filthy ones.

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All right. Now, before we get started,
you have to learn how to do it right.

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Here's a beautiful one.

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Now, watch me closely. Once you're
ready, you can start rubbing and

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Okay. Whenever you put that bird down...
Let me in there. Rub all over, okay?

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Start with the breast.

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That's the most sensitive area.

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Once they're clean, the chicks relax and
the rest becomes much... Not yet.

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I know you're eager, but you have to
take your time. The whole thing should

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about a half an hour.

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That's right, baby.

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Nice and slow.

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Oh, yeah.

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Maya, sorry to bug you, but Mitch threw
up again.

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I can't say I blame him.

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Boys, are you ready to get really dirty?

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Yeah. I mean, filthy.

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Maya?

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I don't think there's anything too
filthy for me.

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Me neither.

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You two.

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Okay, now usually when we do this, you
end up covered in oil.

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Usually when I do this, I mean, I've
never done it, but when I think about

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it, I end up covered in lotion.

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No problem.

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Hey, where's she going?

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She's going to go clean up that dude's
barf.

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Wow. Well, you know, whatever she's
into, you know.

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We better have some oil ready for when
she gets back.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, check it out, butthead.

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That bird's got oil all over it.

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The oil spill in the Gulf isn't just
hurting people. It's hurting plants and

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animals, which are two other kinds of
life.

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But it's not all bad news, which brings
us to this week's local hero, Maya

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Kaniger. She's leading the effort to
clean the many baby birds damaged by

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spill. When I saw what was happening to
the birds here, I knew I had to act to

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save the chicks.

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Wait, to save the, uh... The baby birds?

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Right, right.

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Maya has organized an assembly line of
young idealists who gather the birds,

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clean them, and dry them. These young
volunteers are certainly doing their

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So this is like oil?

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Yeah, and we're covered in it, and we're
going to do it.

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That is an inspiring sentiment. We are
all going to do it.

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We are all going to do it. Get in line,
dude. Back to you, Gina.

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Whoa, they arrested Snooki?

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Is this really happening right now?

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She sounds like that little kid that
went to the dentist on YouTube.

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They just arrested Nicole.

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For what?

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For being drunk and an idiot.

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Wait a minute, you didn't get arrested
for being an idiot? Yeah.

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You better lay low for a while, Beavis.

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Uh, so she's in jail? So she's not DTF?

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What about you guys?

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Any of you DTF?

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Where is she?

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Hello? Jersey Shore, how can I help you?

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Okay, well, listen, you got something to
deal with right now. Boy, her boyfriend

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talks like a wuss.

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Yeah, really.

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Okay, so you couldn't do a four -second
phone call? Like, who are you?

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Okay. Who are you? Are you DTF?

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The cops thought she was a seal.

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I couldn't even tell you how I felt in
that jail cell.

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It was like a phenomenon.

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Well, not a phenomenon.

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Train wreck.

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Yeah, phenomenon train wreck. I get
those two confused, too. You need to

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understand what you're doing to yourself
and your body. All the guys in the

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house know what they're doing to her
body.

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You should bury your head in the sand.
Promise yourself that you'll never put

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yourself in that position again.

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I'm breaking up, Dad.

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I'm just going to go ahead and hang up
now.

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Talk to you later.

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That's a father for you.

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I'm disappointed in you. That's like...
That word, disappoint, really hurts the

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heart. Hurts the heart?

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No, it doesn't. People say they're
disappointed in me all the time.

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Doesn't bother me.

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Yeah. Me neither.

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Okay, you guys ready to get that oil off
you?

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Uh, nice try. Just move along.

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Nothing for you here.

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Give it a moment.

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I mean, it's the absolute worst of what
humanity can produce.

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I look at them and I think, there's no
hope.

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What can one person do?

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I can't make a difference.

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Beavis, Butthead.

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I hope that you didn't just hear me
spewing doubts and despondency.

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I'm covered in oil.

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Yes, you are.

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You both are.

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And you don't even think about giving
up. Because you believe in what we're

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doing. You know we are making a
difference.

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Do you think I'm making a difference?

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You're making a difference in my pants.

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